Saturday, November 26, 2005 | 12:17 AM

You know what to do with nosey parkers?
Actually you can't do much. But they're pretty amusing, that is if you look frm a different angle. That's when you find such ppl crucial in your life. How do I phrase myself. Never mind you'll get it soon enough.

I skipped trg today. Yea I know again. James was telling me tt is a record. Based on my enthusiasm, I wld not skip trg twice in a row. I assume he didn't take into acct my ever undying crave for sleep for his stand. Anyway I only woke up at 12pm despite getting into bed early. So there's no trg on Monday and Wed is going to be at ecp again. It urges me to msg coach 'wtf you're doing?' when I saw the planner on the online calendar. I fucking hate stamina trg. Its bullshit. Firstly, I'm always the last few. (I know its contradicting since I shld train when I'm last but just ignore that fact) Next, I'm only interested in sprinting or at least smth that is directly proportionate in terms of effort to my sprints. Anyway who cares abt shedding kilos when I'm clearly a competitor to the flagpole you see in sch every morning. I promised myself to splurge on fattening food like ice cream and its a pact I made with Hairianto and Pratibha. Yea I did try to be a glutton but it didn't seem to work. Sadly.

Anyway I know this is an issue long gone and over but I enjoy blabbering abt it. What's with teens esp gals with their alt caps typing.
"I lOvE mY pUsSiEs a LoT. I tIcKlE tHeM wHeN i'M fReE. sOmEtImEs i PoKe tHiNgS iNsIdE sO tHeY aRe FiLlEd aNd I fEeL cOmPlEtE."
WTF?! Isn't it a chore typing like this? If they fail to realise that this is simply fucking stupid at least realise that this is alr outdated. If you go typing lolx of lolz, it is tolerable but alt caps is simply steeeewpid. And trust me, girls who type like that are either bimbos or booby. That means the boobs are filled (w/ silicon or air) but not the brains.

There is a serious no. of teenagers who recognise themselves to be punks or ah-lian wannabes. Personally, I feel the moe shld register some courses fr these kids so tt aft their attachment, they learn tt such images they proudly drag along orchard road are considered fucking cheap. Or maybe make it a compulsory subject which can totally override this dumb subject we took called CME. If cme was useful we can have built smth better over at changi prison alr. To those who sashay dwn orchard with what they deem as funky and rock (going yo! yo! check it out! as if he's eminem or she's Avril) pls get the hell out of that stardom dream because the only co. that wld ever hold an interest in you is not mediacorp but Alverton.

And another faggotic thing abt guys I've seen are the fucking gay handbags I see dudes (if they are) carrying. You know those they stick under their awful armpits? I'm ashamed to know of someone frm the sch carrying such handbags. It is FUCKING GAY. They might as well sew over the bag: I like PENISES or MY PUSSY's HOT. If you prefer being another sex then get an op and change those genitals hanging in between.

If you're nt convinced tt such ah-lian wannabes or punk-shit-stardom-cocksters still exist, ahem then you (check it out!) at this site.

Yea. Back to gaming. YO! YO! YO!
grins.