Saturday, June 05, 2004 | 2:48 PM

What's a goat doing in my school?

Today is a Saturday(duh) and I have to go to school... For? A bloody boring and sickening lesson called: 'The Challenge Ahead!' A preparatory programme for students...
I started the day by... being LATE!!! What a way to start the day! The moment I stepped into the so called auditorium, I saw Mr. No-late-coming pointing at me. He started to nag like an aunty and quacked his way into explaining the importance of being early. Next he bragged abt himself stating that he was never late for his 5 damn years of service in this damn school. Wow... as if I am mesmerized by his punctuality! Who knows he has to be early to clean up the toilet? Or maybe he has no home to return to so a school is much more a comfortable place to shelter himself?!
Anyway there's this goat in my school whom recently claimed a new title, 'level co-ordinator'. He will wag his bushy beard into classes or lessons and poke his goat-head into students way. I find it soooooo annoying and fuckingly irritating! He is known as a poor sarcastic teacher... His jokes freeze water faster than a fridge. He is the perfect epitome of a lame-lousily sarcastic-pathetic-freak-jerk-ass-dumb-repugnant-annoying-disgusting-deplorable-useless-teratism-gross-grotesque-queer-wierdo-idiot-dimwit-stupid-klutz-ninny-twit-abhorrent-antagonistic-obnoxious-inimical-cretinous-donnart-imbecilic-ludicrous-moronic-vacuous GOAT!!! Woah! I never felt better huh! I suppose I just described him inside-out and from head to toe. Your job is simple... just imagine a person filled with all these 'qualities'. BUT don't black-out! ;) See ya!